Slow-Cooked Like My Progress

Oversized Tee

€32

Low and slow, hour after hour, until it is undeniably good — that is the sarma and that is the physique. No microwave shortcuts, no crash programs, just patience on a low flame. The loading bar is almost full.

Back print: Sarma: slow-cooked, like my progress.

• ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
• ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
• ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
• ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.