Free EU shipping + free stickers on orders over €60●Heavy lifts. Heavier breakfasts.●Drop 001: The Founding Bulk — first 100 orders get numbered●Sizes XS to 5XL. Every design. Same price.●Pre-workout since 1389●Free EU shipping + free stickers on orders over €60●Heavy lifts. Heavier breakfasts.●Drop 001: The Founding Bulk — first 100 orders get numbered●Sizes XS to 5XL. Every design. Same price.●Pre-workout since 1389●
Burek Bulk spiral plate
Sarma Today, PR Tomorrow
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Sarma Today, PR Tomorrow

Women's Relaxed Tee

€32

The oldest peaking protocol on the peninsula: a full plate of sarma the night before, a personal record the morning after. Carbs in, records out, grandmother nodding in approval. Trust the cabbage.

Back print: Sarma today. PR tomorrow.

SizeSizing guide

Between sizes? Size up. Baba would.

  • ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
  • ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
  • ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
  • ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.
🇪🇺 EU printed
2-4 day shipping
↩️ 14-day
easy returns
📏 True to size
size up if unsure

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Women's Relaxed Tee

€29

XS – 5XL

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Women's Relaxed Tee

€32

XS – 5XL

Armed With A Wooden Spoon
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Armed With A Wooden Spoon

Women's Relaxed Tee

€32

XS – 5XL

Carb Loading Since Birth
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Carb Loading Since Birth

Women's Relaxed Tee

€32

XS – 5XL