Kills Everything Except Gains

Women's Relaxed Tee

€32

Grandmothers swear it disinfects a wound, settles a stomach and ends an argument; the one thing it has never managed to kill is your gains. Household antiseptic, celebration and pre-workout myth in one bottle. Strictly folklore, strictly proud.

Back print: Rakija kills everything. Except gains.

• ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
• ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
• ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
• ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.