One Sarma = One Hour Of Cardio

Oversized Tee

€32€29

The conversion rate is brutal and non-negotiable: one hand-rolled sarma costs exactly one hour on the treadmill. The scale is honest, the sarma is worth it, and nobody has ever chosen the treadmill. We don't make the rules, baba does.

Back print: One sarma = one hour of cardio. I don't make the rules.

• ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
• ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
• ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
• ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.