Never A Caloric Deficit

Oversized Tee

€32

House rule, strictly enforced: you do not leave baba's table in a caloric deficit. The surplus is mandatory, the seconds are automatic, and the door stays shut until the plate is clean. Bulk, by decree.

Back print: You don't leave baba's table in a caloric deficit.

• ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
• ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
• ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
• ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.