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Burek Bulk spiral plate
Armed With A Wooden Spoon
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Armed With A Wooden Spoon

Oversized Tee

€32

My nutritionist is seventy-four, holds no certificate, and is armed with a wooden spoon she is fully prepared to use. Her methods are old, her authority is total, her clients are all well fed. Do not test her.

Back print: My nutritionist is 74 and armed with a wooden spoon.

Between sizes? Size up. Baba would.

  • Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
  • Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
  • Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
  • Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.
🇪🇺 EU printed
2-4 day shipping
↩️ 14-day
easy returns
📏 True to size
size up if unsure

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