Ambassador Program
The Bulkan Federation
We do not sponsor shredded influencers. We arm the funniest strong people in every gym from Skopje to Stuttgart. If your training is real and your captions make people tag their cousins, we want you.
Free gear, every drop
Ambassadors get every new drop before it launches, free, in their size (XS to 5XL, obviously).
15% affiliate commission
Your own code and link. Your followers get 10% off, you get 15% of every order. Paid monthly, no minimums.
Early access + input
Vote on next drop designs before the community does. Ambassador names go on the Founding Members page.
Content, not contracts
No posting quotas, no scripts, no exclusivity handcuffs. If you stop liking the brand, keep the shirts.
Who we are looking for
- ● Funny strong people: powerlifters, strongman-adjacent, crossfitters with a sense of humor
- ● Balkan gym creators, at home or in the diaspora (Stuttgart, Vienna, Zurich, Melbourne, Chicago…)
- ● 5k to 100k followers. We care about your comments section, not your follower count
- ● People who actually train. The belly is optional, the barbell is not
One rule, non-negotiable: pride, not parody. We laugh WITH Balkan culture and we never punch down at any nation or any body. If that sentence annoys you, do not apply.
Apply
Applications are read by humans (and one baba). We reply to everyone within a week.

How selection works: we look at your last 20 posts, not your media kit. Three things get you in: real training, real humor, real community in the comments. Follower counts are the least interesting number on the page.