Cures Hangovers, Fuels Squats

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€32€29

One jar of brine, two documented uses: it settles the morning after and it powers the squats that same afternoon. Grandmothers prescribed it for both with total confidence and zero paperwork. Sodium has never let anyone down.

Заден принт: Cures hangovers. Fuels squats.

• ● Heavyweight 240 gsm combed cotton
• ● Printed in Germany, ships 2-4 days across the EU
• ● Sizes XS to 5XL, same price, every design
• ● Wash inside-out at 30°C. Baba irons it anyway.